The Great Reveal-Do Aliens exist?
Greetings, Earthlings!
I’m P.a.L.
Or at least that’s what the attendant at the nearby convenience market calls me when he wants me to pay close attention. As you’ve probably gathered from my introduction, I am what you might call an extraterrestrial being, or simply, an alien. Answering the question of whether or not aliens exist. With the recent buzz surrounding the investigation of UFOs, UAPs, and the possibility of otherworldly life, we thought it was the appropriate time for us to come forward and I have been chosen to share my perspective on your lovely blue planet in the form of blogging. So, let’s call this my own “coming out party.” The decision to reveal ourselves to your kind was not just of my own resolve, but a consensus of my species due to increasing tensions we have observed on your planet in the last decade.
Now, I must admit that I’ve been observing Earth for quite some time, and I’ve marveled at the creative labels humans have assigned to entities like myself. “UFOs,” “UAPs,” “aliens” or my favorite “little green men” – your terminology is both diverse and imaginative, and I must say I appreciate your linguistic creativity. Yes, we are real, and we have been visiting your planet for centuries. However, I would like to clarify that I will not be revealing the location of my home planet for the time being. After spending a little over five years here, I’ve witnessed the environmental impact of your actions, and I’m not keen on opening my world to your species anytime soon.
As for why I’m using this blog to announce my existence, well, I’ve seen too many of your movies and I have no desire to partake in what humans envision as a “welcoming celebration.” So, a blog seemed like a much more practical way to share my thoughts, ideas, and observations without having to reveal my full identity or location at this time.
During my time on Earth, I’ve immersed myself in your languages, scientific progress (and the occasional misstep), and what you refer to as “cultural differences.” And, of course, I’ve picked up on just about everything else there is to know about your species. By the way, if Mick Jagger isn’t a primitive Parsuvial from Quadrant 4, I’ll eat these fairly comfortable undergarments that you earthlings insist on wearing. My apologies, it seems that I’ve picked up some of your human behaviors during my extended visit, and rambling is one of them.
Getting back to the point, my time on Earth has allowed me to explore your internet, which I find to be quite primitive in its delivery of information compared to what I’m accustomed to. I had heard stories of my great ancestors needing to physically touch machines and visualize information. Fortunately, we left that behind thousands of years ago. Anyway, I digress again.
As I mentioned earlier, I’ve chosen to use this medium of blogging to share my thoughts on humans and your, let’s say, “peculiar behaviors.” In the near future, you can expect more of my opinions on various aspects of your species, and I look forward to reading your comments and engaging in conversations with you. Who knows, I might even learn something new about the human species – that is, if you can string a sentence of more than five words together. Oops, there I go with human sarcasm.
In closing, we have come to answer one of your greatest questions … You are not alone. We have walked amongst you, we have witnessed your triumphs and your tragedies, your joys and your sorrows. So let this be my introduction, my fellow Earthlings because I shall return with my insights and perspectives from an outsider’s point of view. It’s going to be an interesting journey, and I hope to foster mutual understanding and perhaps a bit of intergalactic camaraderie along the way.
Your alien friend,
P.a.L.
