An alien’s
perspective
of life on Earth
The Great Reveal-Do Aliens exist?
Greetings, Earthlings! I’m P.a.L. Or at least that’s what the attendant at the nearby convenience market calls me when he wants me to pay close attention. As you’ve probably gathered from my introduction, I am what you might call an extraterrestrial being, or simply, an alien. Answering the question of whether or not aliens exist. […]
In Pursuit of Happy Penis – The human experience
Hello friends, Pardon my crass title but during my residence on your mystical planet, I have learned that such words tend to attract a higher volume of individuals and considering my topic, I felt the need to use such tactics to entice you to read this post. For many of you, you are living through […]
War: What is it good for?
Greetings, Following the recent events in the middle east, I felt the need to express myself on the illogical actions that has plagued the human species for as long as we have been visiting your planet … war.From the perspective of an extraterrestrial being, Earth is a perplexing anomaly. Our worldviews and values are shaped […]
Big Foot has been captured – Don’t believe everything you read
Greeting my friends, During my studies of your species, I have come to the alarming realisation that not everything that I read on your internet or listen from your media channels are factually true. We learnt a long time ago about your fictional stories, which in turn, we do find quite entertaining, an artistry that […]
ABOUT ME
I love to travel and long walks on the beach but my passion is to observe the intricacies and complexities of the human species here on a planet called Earth.